If You Can......................

"If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can eat the same food everyday and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when loved ones are too busy to give you time,
If you can overlook when people take things out on you,   
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can do all these things, ...............
Then you are probably the family dog."

Author Unknown 

Beware of the Dog

Upon entering a small country store, a stranger noticed a sign saying DANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door.
Inside a harmless old hound dog was asleep on the floor besides the cash register.
He asked the store manager, "Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?"
"Yep, that's him," he replied.
The amused stranger inquired, "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"
The owner responded, "Because, before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."
Author Unknown

WHAT I ASKED FOR, WHAT I NEEDED

When I got my new dog

I asked for strength that I might rear her perfectly;
I was given weakness that I might feed her more treats.

I asked for good health that I might rest easy;
I was given a "special needs" dog that I might know nurturing.

I asked for an obedient dog that I might feel proud;
I was given stubbornness that I might feel humble.

I asked for compliance that I might feel masterful;
I was given a clown that I might laugh

I asked for a companion that I might not feel lonely;
I was given a best friend that I would feel loved.

I got nothing I asked for,
But everything that I needed.
I got a dog 

Author Unknown

Guilty Dog

This dog got caught digging in the garbage, and she feels soooo guilty!

http://youtu.be/AqP_ulyeTFM

Dog Panting

 This dog is really, really panting!  Watch!
http://youtu.be/vXtFto1UUJA

Cat Is Mean to Dog

This poor dog is being attacked by the kitty!  He is such a nice dog that he lets the cat get by with this!
http://youtu.be/Mwh9kgdL9YU

Dog Playing Fetch by Himself

This smart little dog has found a way to play fetch all by himself.
http://youtu.be/gSpc5OKFoNY